Marketing Copy: E-commerce Website
by Derek Reid
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“Made Of Stars” T-Shirt
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Shopping for a nifty new T-Shirt and also in the mood for a profound truth bomb? Nearly everything in our bodies -- oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, phosphorus, and so much more -- was made inside a star, either during its life or death. If you said you are made of stars, you would not be wrong!
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This Bella + Canvas 3001 T-Shirt is comfortable and flattering for all – and one of our crowd favorites! It features custom DTG printing on the front and upper back. It has a regular fit with a standard length. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk for durability, with side-seamed construction. Put it in your wish list now, because everyone needs more cosmos in their life!
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“Dreams Of The Cosmos” Long Sleeve Tee
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The next generation of space explorers will know exactly what to look for as they wade bravely into the light: fantastic beings from recognizable worlds prototyped in the same ancient process as us. And, if you believe this adventurous shirt, they might even be piloting a cool hippie van!
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Inspired by the promise that one day, perhaps soon, nations will come together to propel humankind into a future off this planet, this versatile Bella + Canvas 3501 long sleeve tee features custom DTG printing on the front and left sleeve. It has a regular fit with a standard length. It’s made of 100% cotton (and a little dash of stardust) with side-seamed construction, a classic crew neck, and 2” ribbed cuffs.
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“Gravity Sucks” Sportsman Pom-Pom Beanie
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Gravity is the leading hand in the vast universe, binding planets to stars, stars to galaxies, and galaxies to each other. Here at home, the major source of gravity is the center of the Earth. And while it’s true that gravity sucks, our well-embroidered pom-pom beanies don't. Trust the science ... and the headwear.
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Show no fear as you walk the line between wisdom and silliness in this intellectually curious hat, perfect for those of you whose heads are always in the stars. Made out of 100% speckled acrylic, the knit ribbed beanie has a classic silhouette and a solid cuff to ensure the most comfortable fit. It features custom embroidery on the front and, of course, a speckled pom-pom on top! One size fits all.
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"Infinite Expanse" Men’s Champion Sweatshirt
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The human mind may trouble to fathom the secrets of the heavens, but this Champion-branded sweatshirt (perfect for frosty space travellers) is easy to understand and love. Thoughtfully stitched and delightfully soft, this sweatshirt helps, just a little, to warm the edges of a stressful day by promoting a message of harmony. For we are connected, every one of us, by the reality that we are citizens not just of a country or even of a planet, but of the entire cosmos.
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This men’s Champion sweatshirt is made from premium materials and is a perfect choice for anyone who values comfort and quality. It features colorful embroidery on the left chest and an embroidered “C” logo on the left sleeve. It’s made of durable, heavyweight fabric (82% cotton, 18% polyester) with a looser fit.
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“Mawrth Vallis, Mars” 11 oz Ceramic Mug
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The award-wanting Rad Planet Adventure Co., an interplanetary startup aiming for a 2045 launch, has its sights set on numerous targets, including Mawrth Vallis, a massive outflow channel sculpted by ancient water flowing on the surface of Mars. This well-studied region hosts a striking diversity of rock structures and landforms. Billions of years ago, this valley could have been habitable. Today, its clay-rich minerals may hold biosignatures of past microbial life, and for this reason it is high on the list of potential human landing sites!
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This charming 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug not only has a stellar design on it, but also a colorful rim, handle and inside, so it’s bound to spice up your mug rack. Let the warmth of your favorite hot refreshment fill your body and spirit as you dream your dreams of the Red Planet.